A WORLD MOVIE

Now hereś a funny one....Was sittin in ET(Electrical Technology) class and the sir (who thinks he´s really funny) started speakin about the fuel prices increasin and stuff.....As usual i started to drift and BANG!! there was an idea......Hereś how it is....It actually works if u consider the whole world as a big stage for some "Tryin to be the best with some dumb story¨ movie as we see in malayalam.....It struck me when he was speakin abt the OPEC countries and all.....Consider that the oil level really is decreasin...Some iraqi scientist discovers that and reports to Saddam....At the same time across the world an american psychologist realizes that the sudden news may topple the world into a time of vandalism and terror(sort of like the Empire endin in the foundation series).....So thios guy reports to none other than Bush....By some turn of fate(which i cant think of a proper explanation for) Bush n Saddam realize that both share some information very crucial for the world....the leaders then think and coughs up an idea to reduce this aftermath(This is becomin more like the Foundation than i thot).....So waalah!(its read with the exclamation..sort of like presto)..The US attacks Iraq who had actually volunteered to do so for a better world....Soon many great leaders are brought in on the secret and a whole fake ¨war¨ is fought......And all the people r ¨captured¨....Well those dead mite be the people who wanted to tell the world the truth and enjoy the destruction......Thus iraq is smoldered and lots of pipelines and oil reservoirs ¨blown up¨.(which were actually empty already......).....As more of the OPEC leaders came to know....With their great thoughts they too decided to volunteer.....And then iran startd arguin with the US(who happpens to be the main role in the setup)....Thus as the world watched the oil got blown up and all and prices started escalatin gradually.....Thus world peace is restored coz the ppl cud see evrythin happen and there wudnt be any sudden news.....Hurray to Bush and hurray to the OPEC leaders....Now if u wanted other stuff in the whole stuff...U wud hav options as shown below
If it was
Malayalam movie : ..U cud have Bush sayin some "age old","heard it before" knock knock jokes, or have someone fallin down when runnin.....That wud be a hit compared to the latest trend....There wud also be some ¨maramchutti premam¨(rotating tree love) btw...say Bush n Rice, Saddam and some girl(u can hav Saddam and some guy version too).....And songs too
Hindi movie : Lots of songs with totally unrelated raps....Some girl tryin to seduce Saddam wearin little or none(the former preferably.We want this past the censor board...Oh and by the way...The "some guy" version wont work here..U´ll just scare away the audience)...
English movie : Lots of kissin and sex for one...No songs at all...But really good background beats....A rocket chasin somebody and he jumps away(This works for all categories)...Lots of unnecessary missiles just for the special effects....
Tamil movie : An obvious Rajnikanth cast....The guns and missiles call for none other....Somethin to do with hairstyles.....Since fuel is low Rajni throws missiles.....He spits one into two usin an axe....etc etc....U all know the classic Rajni jokes.....Oh ya!And songs shot in exquisite places.....

Well thats all i can think up for now....Until next time.....
SM